FAQ
OK< now we get to the real meat of the questions!
Is there a Santa Claus? Well, ask your kid, or any kid, if there is a person who shows up and leaves gifts? Duh!
Whe is my birthday? Well, I’d guess that it is a lot earlier than yours. You’ll have to extrapolate.
Is there an Easter Bunny who hops around with a huge basket of eggs and candy to leave in your living room, in the spring? Well, again, Duh!