OK< now we get to the real meat of the questions!

Is there a Santa Claus?  Well, ask your kid, or any kid, if there is a person who shows up and leaves gifts?  Duh!

Whe is my birthday? Well, I’d guess that it is a lot earlier than yours. You’ll have to extrapolate.

Is there an Easter Bunny who hops around with a huge basket of eggs and candy to leave in your living room, in the spring?  Well, again, Duh!